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So let’s not waste any time and begin with these funny tequila captions your followers will love. Now, grab your margarita, Paloma, or a shot of tequila and begin this exciting read of the top tequila puns, quotes, and captions!
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Tequila Captions
- Tequila is like duct take, it fixes everything!
- I always take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lime and a shot of tequila.
- Life is about tequila and tacos.
- I didn’t text you…tequila did.
- You’re the salt to my tequila.
- You know what rhymes with Friday? – Tequila!
- Salt, sip, repeat!
- One tequila, two tequila.
- Tequila: where I think I can dance after.
- No, I don’t get drunk. I get tequila.
- You’re the lime to my tequila.
- Everyone keep calm, and take a tequila shot.
- I’m in a complicated relationship with tequila.
- Tequila is like duct take, it fixes nearly everything.
- P.S., tequila I love you.
- Jose Cuervo is my friend.
- Got 99 problems and tequila takes care of all of them.
- There is no problem Jose can’t fix.
Short Tequila Captions for Instagram
- Viva tequila!
- Vote for tequila.
- Tequila time.
- Lime, salt, and tequila.
- Tequila confident.
- Tequila diet.
- Only tequila vibes!
- Stay salty.
- Tequila kisses.
- Tequila is the rule!
- Tequila made me do it.
- Tequila is sneaky.
- Bottoms up!
- Liquid courage.
- Tequila therapy.
- The tequila ritual.
- You had me at tequila.
- Tequila-o’clock time!
- Well played tequila.
- Mas tequila? Si!
- Cheers to tequila!
- Sarcasm and tequila.
- Yo quiero tequila!
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One-Word Tequila Captions
- Tequila!
- Shots!
- Courage!
- Cheers.
- Sip.
- Salt.
- Lime.
- Margarita.
- Therapy.
- Paloma.
- Salty.
- Drunken!
Funny Tequila Captions
- Drink to tequila.
- Just add tequila.
- I fell in love. His name is Tequila.
- Margaritas are the answer, but I don’t remember your question.
- What life should be…tacos and tequila.
- Tequila: you’re not lifting weights, but lifting spirts.
- Currently on a tequila diet. So far I lost 2 days.
- Coffee: You can do this. Wine: You don’t have to do this. Tequila: You just did that.
- Ditch tacos, celebrate tequila Tuesday!
- Exercise makes you look and feel good naked…so does tequila.
- Make your favorite workout consist of lifting tequila shots.
- Tequila, because life is better with a twist.
- I followed my heart and it led me to tequila.
- Tequila is my therapy.
- You’re the lime to my tequila.
- Tequila, the liquid to happiness!
- It isn’t a party unless tequila is involved.
- What happens with tequila stays with tequila if we remember it.
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Tequila Puns
- Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it is worth a shot!
- Too much tequila? That’s a salsa, not a problem.
- I know how to te-kill-a dance floor.
- Sip happens.
- Let’s taco ‘bout tequila.
- Te-kill-ya.
- I have mixed drinks about my feelings.
- I’m not drunk; I’m just tequil-adorable.
- Life’s a beach when you have tequila.
- Sip, sip, hooray for tequila.
- I agave way to unwind, it’s called tequila.
- Love at first shot.
Tequila Quotes
- “When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them tequila and have a party.” – Ron White
- “I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.” – Wendy Higgins
- “O tequila, save water of soccer, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate.”-Tom Robbins
- “We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila.” – Justin Timberlake
- “I like to go dancing, having a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it’s ‘God, get me a shot of tequila.’” – Justine Bateman
- “At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.” – Rachel Vincent
- “Tequila drinking, our minds will wander to wondrous places.” – Dave Matthews Band
- “Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.” – Mark Z. Danielewski
- “When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.” – Sanjaya Malakar
- “Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.” – Saru Singhal
- “I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn’t gone that well with the crew… so I replaced it with tequila.” – Hugh Laurie
- “Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more, and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.” – Lee Marvin
- “A little tequila, sunshine, and tacos never hurt anybody.” – Matthew McConaughey
- “Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila.” – Emmy Rossum
- “Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.” – Rainbow Rowell
- “I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people, and it makes parties more fun than warm white wine.” – Simon Sebag Montefiore
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Funny Tequila Quotes
- “Trust me you can dance”- Tequila
- “Tequila, stat!” — Shaun Murphy, The Good Doctor
- “When life gets salty, add tequila and lime.” — Tommy Chong
- “Tequila is my salmon.” – Eddie Redmayne
- “It was too much tequila, or not quite enough.” – Jimmy Buffett
- “Very few people have that effect. Very few people are tequila and champagne at the same time.” – Fredrik Backman
- “Tequila: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” — Chris Adams
- “He was a tequila sunrise after the darkest night.” – EJ King
- “Trust me; one isn’t enough.” – Tequila
- “Don’t be shy, send that 12th unanswered text.”- Tequila
- “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!” – George Carlin
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